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David Beckham sexually assaulted in the name of comedy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljm2anSa7aQ&feature=player_embedded

Italian comedy show La Iene thought it’d be a good idea to verify whether or not David Beckham’s package was enhanced for his Armani ads. Elena Di Cioccio of the show decided to do this by grabbing David’s junk with rubber gloves while he was being interviewed. Guess how that went. She wasn’t even smooth about it because you could see her coming a mile away. Beckham’s people rushed him away while security held back Elena. Somehow the 100 lb woman escaped their grasps and made one last attempt to talk to David. Security there is great.

I think Elena got off easy. Whenever I try to verify the assets of celebrities like Kate Beckinsale, I’m tased, handcuffed and kicked in the ribs. Why? It’s not like they’re real people!

Anyway, if you want to check out the video, fast forward to 1:50 because the first 2 minutes are pretty much just close-ups of David Beckham’s cock.

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Jade
Jade
14 years ago

I think this woman is an awful person for doing this. Its not even funny. So what, he doesn’t have big balls, hilarious. What kind of person humiliates another in this way? Our bodies belong to us and should never be violated. Shame on this disgusting woman.

Gary
Gary
14 years ago

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS WOMAN GOT TO PLAY THIS VIDEO ON HER COMEDY SHOW AND HUMILIATE DAVID BY CALLIN HIS PENIS SMALL ON TELEVISION. SHE LOOKS MENTALLY INSANE AND OBSESSED WITH HIM WHEN SHE RUNS AFTER HIM CALLING HIS PENIS SMALL WHEN EVERYONE WHOS A ADULT KNOWS THAT THERE ARE BOTH GROWERS AND SHOWERS. BUT WHY SHOULD I TRY TO DEFEND DAVIDS PENIS. WHY DOES SOCIETY EVEN CARE. I REALLY THINK OFFICALS AND POLICE PEOPLE NEED TO STOP LETTING WOMEN GET AWAY WITH WHATEVER THEY WANT.. CAUSE ITS LIKE THE OLD SAYING YOU GIVE THEM A YARD THEY WILL TAKE… Read more »