Dear lord, no! | The Blemish

Dear lord, no!

By on January 6, 2010
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Khloé with a é Kardashian is forgoing birth control because she wants a baby just like her sister Kourtney and, coincidentally, a kid is also a good way to get more money from Lamar Odom after their inevitable divorce. She says,

“We’re not doing anything to prevent us from having a child, but I’m not like trying every day. We’re young and healthy, so I think it will happen when nature wants it to. TMI, but I don’t wanna take birth control pills if I don’t have to!”

You tell them, Bigfoot. Although, letting Khloé raise a kid isn’t the best idea. Maybe we can get someone on the inside to spike her margaritas with Yaz.

The good news though is that Khloé’s not actively trying for a baby despite already looking one month pregnant.

“I actually gained about 7 pounds after my wedding,” she said. “You just get lazy and you’re in that honeymoon stage.”

Uh huh. Translation: “Now that I tricked a guy into marrying me, I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want. Nom nom nom.” Confusingly, Khloé’s not too worried that her weight is going to affect her marriage.

“He loves me either way, but he’s really encouraging and proud that I’m getting up and going to the gym and eating better, and he definitely notices it,” she said.

Riiight. Which is why every time she say she’s going to the gym, Lamar gives her a standing ovation. Everyone knows Lamar’s love is inversely proportional to Khloé’s body fat. When Khloé hits that magical number, Lamar is going to dump her ass. He’ll need a forklift to do it, but he will.

Up above and down below are pictures of Ashley Greene in body paint for Sobe since I didn’t want to find photos of that monster Khloé and I already had these open.

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  • gbettert

    Khloe,surely you,re not so dumb as to think if you dont stay looking good ,ole Lamar isnt gonna pull some one out of reserve,there are plenty of sisters just waiting for him to get tired of your whinney and not to mention warden like ways,should,ve gotten to know him before you tied the knot!!!!!!!! He probally knows all he needs to know about you and that messed up family.,after all of you have put it out there for the world to see!!!!!!!!you won,t hold him with a baby either.

  • maureen

    ” Run as fast as you can the other way Lamar!!”

  • REALLY

    WHAT A HATER! FINALLY KHLOE SEEMS HAPPY AND YOU HAVE TO RIGHT AWFUL THINGS ABOUT HER! I THINK LAMAR DOES LOVE HER NO MATTER WHAT HER WEIGHT AND IF HE DOES NOT THEN SHE IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM … KHLOE LOOKS BETTER THEN THESE SUPER SKINNY BITCHES LIKE THE GIRLS ON E! NO WONDER THAT GIRL ON E CAN NOT GET PREGNANT she is skin and bones… KHLOE SEEMS LIKE A BETTTER PERSON SINCE SHE MARRIED LAMAR.. I HOPE IT LAST

  • WOW

    this article is so spiteful and hateful. sounds like the writer is just jealous that Khloe is actually happy. She has a right to do anything she wants and who are any of you to judge what she does with her life? Khloe and Lamar have chemistry and if they didn’t they wouldn’t have gotten married in the first place.

    • STOPIT!

      i AGREE…

  • Disturbing

    I not only find you article offensive but totally disturbing. What is your problem? Why would you totally trash someone like that. You not only criticize someone that you probably don’t even know but then you judge her husband in the fact the he couldn’t love her with an extra few pounds of weight. That is a wonderful example of the shallowness of today’s society who lack any depth in a true understanding of what love and commitment are supposed to mean in a relationship.

  • tammy

    To say that Khloe will not make a good mom is udderly RIDICULOUS!She is so intelligent,funny,hard working and kind and despite one ui where she almost passed for the legal limit she is extremely responsible. Don’t let the quick marriage make you have a clouded judgement. She practically raised Kendall and Kylie and did a great job. Khloe and Lamar can’t wait til the day you announce that you are getting ready for your bundle of joy! Love the show both shows love your family,good luck and ignore people like the author of this article, and drink some hater ade would ya dude?

  • Wanna Be’s

    The people who write these “articles” never went to school for journalism. They are all Actor/Model/Singer/Dancer/Waiter Wanna Be’s. They write this stuff with such a spiteful spin becuz they are jealous of anybody in the public eye. Khloe is a beautiful young woman. She’s tall and voluptuous. It’s a shame that the standard of beauty has become a botoxed, boob jobbed, bulemia barfing bimbo. And that a real woman with her own looks and curves gets called fat. I hope they are truly in love and have a bunch of children. Sour grapes to the writer – you’re the pathetic one!

  • michelle

    khloe was fine before she lost weight. reminder, she is married and can have children anytime she wants…it’s not up for popular vote. whoever wrote this article is a jackoff.

  • STOPIT!

    HEY! DAMNIT!! KHLOE IS A SPOILED ROTTEN BRAT, BUT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE IN LOVE…SHE IS A BIG GIRL…B U T…LEAVE HER ALONE!

  • Kelly

    OMG…Do you not have anything better to BITCH about than a MARRIED women talking about having kids?? Its none of anybodys business if they do or dont have kids. They are married ADULTS. I think all three of the girls are beautiful and i happen to like their show. They seem like a close family and in todays world thats good to watch.

  • Haters

    whoever was writing this blog is definitely a hard ass hater. there’s nothing wrong with partying but now shes wants to settle down. my advice for the writer: don’t envy khole cause she’s happy and get a freaking life.

  • sweety1

    Well…she’s married not much i can say for her sister who just had a baby. Good luck khole
    i wish you well.

  • Esther

    Well she needs to do something to keep the attention coming! Yell me when she actually does something interesting and news worthy!

  • Esther

    Yikes….I meant to say “Tell me”.Oh well.