Jesus Luz’s penis and Madonna’s face
I couldn’t think up of a better title because I was beyond disturbed when I saw these photos. There was actually an intense debate taking place in my head over whether or not to post these. But I figured, if I suffer, you must all suffer.
I mean, a Brazilian’s penis and Madonna’s haggard face isn’t something I wanted to wake up to in the morning, but here these things are, in all their glory. I had to put ice down my pants because this was so hot. It’s like two of my most favorite things in life have come together into one awesome picture. Only if a Mickey Rourke/Shauna Sand sex tape were released could this day get any better. Knowing this, if you need me, I’ll be in the shower trying to wash myself clean with a metal scrubber.
The photo is supposedly an outtake from when Madonna and Jesus Luz did their W Magazine shoot and clearly shows why Photoshop was invented. Very NSFW gallery starts here. So fake or real? Also, can you stare at this for more than 10 seconds without feeling a wave of terror pass over you?
