Josh Duhamel renewed his vows

God knows why, but Timothy Olyphant’s secret twin Josh Duhamel gave his wife Fergie a surprise vow renewal after only a year of marriage and rumors of infidelity. It was just the two of them and a minister on a bluff overlooking the ocean in Santa Barbara. Good idea to not have a lot of witnesses. Although it looks like the plan failed because the bottom of the ocean remains Fergie-less.

The pair flew by private helicopter into the Santa Barbara Airport Wednesday, January 6 at just before 4 pm. They were met by a limo from the Bacara Resort which swept them to the lavish hotel 20 minutes away.

“They were both dressed nicely and walked right out to the bluff outside the hotel where weddings often take place,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “A minister was waiting for them.

“Fergie was crying and seemed very emotional,” the source said, adding that their private ceremony lasted less than 15 minutes.

Fergie must be really good in bed and her nipples must taste like cocaine because there’s no way I’d renew vows with that thing. I’d sooner run off that cliff and pray for jagged rocks before I’d ever say “I do”.