Kim Kardashian now has a video ad for her new perfume to compliment her craptastic print ad. The video shows Kim siting in a hoop while a voice over describes Kim’s scent as “enticing femininity” and calls it a “voluptuous new scent”. Whatever. It probably smells more like bronzer, Ray J’s pee and desperation. The commercial was supposed to have an “Old Hollywood” feel to it, as described by Kim, but it mostly feels like you’re walking through a Macy’s, frantically searching for the down escalator that they sensibly hid on the other side of the building far away from the up escalator. I’d rather cram a stick of dog poo in my nose than smell this on a woman.
