Nicole Richie never had an eating disorder

Back in 2006, Nicole Richie looked like this. A walking skeleton. Like she had been just released from a concentration camp. Now in the March issue of UK Marie Claire Nicole denies she had an eating disorder. “I felt it was a little unfair to say someone has an eating disorder when they don’t. It’s extremely insulting and irresponsible. An eating disorder is serious and it’s a disease.”

Oh, whatever. She had an eating disorder. She weighed around 60 pounds. A puff of air could have sent her across the continent. The only way she was able to stay grounded was with concrete shoes. It’s hilarious how Nicole wants everyone to believe she was perfectly fine. She looked like Gollum chasing a ring back then. As long as she’s making things up, she might as well have said she was an alien from another planet and then pointed a finger at the interviewer and went “pew pew pew” pretending to shoot them with a death ray.