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Sophie Monk is sad that her camel-toe is more famous than she is. Her camel-toe has been pointed out again in the tabloids, apparently. It was probably wearing a diamond studded outfit designed by Versace.

“I can’t believe it,” said Monk. “Another camel-toe! Everyone is going to think I have ginormous ***** because who gets more than one photo of camel-toe?

“I’ve got a small *****. I’m here trying so hard to work and all I get recognized for is my camel-toe. It’s more famous than me!”

Monk does have a disproportionately greater number of camel-toe pictures than any other celebrity. But, listen little lady. These claims of having a small vagina is just rumor and conjecture at this point. I’m going to have to see for myself. This isn’t me being perverted. This is me in the search of truth and justice. I’m like a modern day Atticus Finch.

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