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Sophie Monk is camel-toe conscious

Sophie Monk is sad that her camel-toe is more famous than she is. Her camel-toe has been pointed out again in the tabloids, apparently. It was probably wearing a diamond studded outfit designed by Versace.

“I can’t believe it,” said Monk. “Another camel-toe! Everyone is going to think I have ginormous ***** because who gets more than one photo of camel-toe?

“I’ve got a small *****. I’m here trying so hard to work and all I get recognized for is my camel-toe. It’s more famous than me!”

Monk does have a disproportionately greater number of camel-toe pictures than any other celebrity. But, listen little lady. These claims of having a small vagina is just rumor and conjecture at this point. I’m going to have to see for myself. This isn’t me being perverted. This is me in the search of truth and justice. I’m like a modern day Atticus Finch.

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ocbody.com doc
ocbody.com doc
14 years ago

In this market, she should be happy she is recognized for anything really.

lucyluca
lucyluca
14 years ago
Reply to  ocbody.com doc

Wow! People are bored. A camel toe–really? Let us NOT go there.

Kb3840
Kb3840
12 years ago

I would like to fill her camel toe with my big banana,
Being from Aus she should know that we would love to be with her.

Kb3840
Kb3840
12 years ago

I would like to fill her camel toe with my big banana,
Being from Aus she should know that we would love to be with her.