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Taylor Momsen is a rebel

Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl was caught yesterday on set smoking. Egads! A 16-year-old smoking? This is unheard of. Isn’t the legal age for buying cigarettes 18? How did this semi-famous actress get her hands on this? We must alert the parents before our entire youth is corrupted.

Other than that. That’s a pretty short dress. And when did she get breasts? Crap. My parole officer better not find out I was looking at these.

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Expletive:BMP
Expletive:BMP
14 years ago

she’s 16? Really? How awesome is that, that’s like getting a condom in extra small so when you try it on and tell your girl it doesn’t fit, she has no choice but to do it skin to skin.

blergh
blergh
14 years ago

If you stop posting about her, then this lame, constant attention seeking talentless skank will eventually vanish.