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Tiger Woods: The real story

Actually, I don’t know if this is the real story or not. It sounds like Gerald Posner of The Daily Beast pieced together information from different “sources” to recreate what happened over Thanksgiving when Elin Nordegren chased Tiger Woods with a golf club and caused him to crash his Escalade. The quotes makes it sound very official though.

After Woods fell asleep, Elin looked through his cellphone, both sources confirmed. There she found text messages to Uchitel’s number—Uchitel was apparently listed in Tiger’s cellphone under her real name—and among them she discovered one that said, “You are the only one I’ve loved.”

Shortly after 1 a.m. in Florida, Elin began texting Uchitel, pretending to be Tiger, according to both sources. Elin wrote, “I miss you,” and asked, “When are we seeing each other again?”

Uchitel texted back, seemingly surprised that Woods was awake. Elin specifically felt, one source told me, that this response indicated that the two of them spoke earlier that night, before Tiger took his Ambien. At that point, Elin called Uchitel, who answered thinking it was Tiger calling. Both sources said that Elin said something approximating, “I knew it was you.”

Uchitel’s surprised reply, according to what Elin told one source: “Oh f–k.” She immediately hung up.

Normally quiet and controlled, Elin later told one source she became enraged and woke Tiger by screaming at him. He seemed disoriented, still in a stupor from the Ambien. The fight ratcheted up quickly.

But then chaos ensued when she grabbed his cellphone when he came out after locking himself in the bathroom for several minutes. Both sources confirm that Tiger had apparently, shortly after waking up, sent another short text to Uchitel warning that Elin had uncovered the affair, that he was about to pack, and that a divorce might be imminent.

Elin didn’t tell Woods what she’d seen, one source says. She simply exploded, trying to hit him on the chest and arms with her fists, and then finally chasing him from the house while she wielded a golf club. Shoeless, he ran into the car and barreled out of the driveway before careening off a fire hydrant and then smashing into a tree. Neither source said they knew the details of how the rear windows in the Escalade were knocked out, though one source says that the story Tiger told police at the accident scene about Elin smashing them in an attempt to free him from the wreck was a lie designed to protect his wife.

Alright, it’s settled. I’m convinced. I’d like to see video of Tiger running around the house in an Ambien daze trying to get away from Elin. I imagine it looked like this when she ran at him with a club which is from this beauty of a video below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49VOwXcly1k

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Carol Tillquist
Carol Tillquist
14 years ago

This is BS………I take Ambien regularly and ifyou wake you do not feel drowsy. You are fully awake and able to return to sleep without difficulty.

Carmen
Carmen
14 years ago

Elin Nordegren has been a loyal wife to Tiger Woods and a devoted mother to their children. Tiger Woods’ emotional issues are very serious. If Elin decides to give Tiger another chance after his savage betrayal it will be because her love for him and their children is stronger than anything else. But love will not be enough to cure Tiger’s issues and the emotional demands of staying with Tiger Woods will be very high. Elin is facing a difficult decision. I hope and pray that whatever she decides will work for the best for her and the children.

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
14 years ago

i don’t think that tiger woods woke up one day and took a look at his lovely wife, and out of nowhere decided to suddenly embark upon a lifestyle of dating porn stars making porn films.

the question is will the law give the young lady a gift for attempted murder.

Herman Bumfudle
Herman Bumfudle
14 years ago

if tiger wood had a drug history that history would make tiger the perfect victim for a perpetrator.

emarosa
emarosa
14 years ago

well i guess elin thinks for their child..she do all of this for her children..
oh by the way please check this video out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBB4x8GYxsU