- Jesse James’ dog ‘Cinnabun’ is missing. Must have been eaten because he sounds delicious. [Popeater]
- Millions of Milkshakes have standards. Cancel Tila Tequila’s appearance. [The Superficial]
- Affleck and Garner are happy, really. [PopSugar]
- Tina Fey > Victoria Beckham. Maybe. [Lainey]
- Sophie Monk’s nipples cry for attention. [Drunken Stepfather]
- Vanessa Williams flashes her ass. Sort of. [Yeeeah]
- John Mayer and Taylor Swift? [Wonderwall]
Chris Tucker has been hit with a new federal tax lien of $2.5M.
Justin Bieber ran his ATV into a minivan in Ontario last Friday which ended with him and the other guy getting physical.
Eiza Gonzalez should be the new Megan Fox now that Megan Fox is the old Megan Fox.
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge seems like so long ago ever since those celebrity nude leaks but people are still doing them.
Usually when kids draw on their mom’s wedding dress, she’d be asking for “the stick.” You know, to beat them mercilessly with.
Cuba Gooding Jr. spent his Labor Day on a beach in Malibu, CA where he did things like point to the camera and show off his white ass.
Joan Rivers remains in the hospital on life support with sources saying she’s completely reliant on machines to help her survive.
Not sure what happened today, but it looks like the internet blew its load.