• Jesse James’ dog ‘Cinnabun’ is missing. Must have been eaten because he sounds delicious. [Popeater]
  • Millions of Milkshakes have standards. Cancel Tila Tequila’s appearance. [The Superficial]
  • Affleck and Garner are happy, really. [PopSugar]
  • Tina Fey > Victoria Beckham. Maybe. [Lainey]
  • Sophie Monk’s nipples cry for attention. [Drunken Stepfather]
  • Vanessa Williams flashes her ass. Sort of. [Yeeeah]
  • John Mayer and Taylor Swift? [Wonderwall]