Alec Baldwin went off on a photog

Alec Baldwin was released from the hospital yesterday when he exploded on New York Post photog Tim Wiencis. Yelling, “Don’t touch me! I’m calling the cops,” Alec grabbed him by the collar when Wiencis tapped him on the shoulder. LA cops must have a direct line into the thoughts of celebs because they immediately pulled Alec off and led him back in the hospital to cool down.

A witness said Baldwin was pacing around the lobby muttering: “They are the lowest scum of the Earth. They are the lowest scum of the Earth.”

Well, that’s sort of dramatic. Almost as dramatic telling your 14-year-old daughter that “I’m tired of this. I’m going to take some pills. I’m going to end this,” and then taking an Ambien and falling asleep. Cry more, Alec. The similarities between him and a distraught housewife are amazing. Right down to the love of ice cream straight from the carton.

Friends of Baldwin think his ex Kim Basinger is behind all this as reporters knew the exact time Alec was released from the hospital and when he got off work. Asked for comment, Basinger said, “Muahhaa. Muahahhaha.”

[NYC, February 11. Images via INF]