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Britney Spears Grammy fail

Britney Spears’ dress at the Grammys last night would have been great 9 years ago. Back then guys may have just dropped their pants and started masturbating right then and there. Now everyone just gives each other bemused looks and quietly whisper to each other if Britney thinks she can really get away with something like this. Then they would giggle when Britney turns to look at them wondering if they were talking about her.

This doesn’t even look like a real dress. It looks like she woke up late to the Grammys and didn’t have time to change out of her nightie. I’m surprised she didn’t show up clutching the KFC drumstick she fell asleep with.

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Oheneba
Oheneba
14 years ago

Oh pls she looks better than u will ever look

gtfo pl0x
gtfo pl0x
14 years ago
Reply to  Oheneba

no you

Sean
Sean
14 years ago

Sloppy and intentionaly so… no nominations
She engorges nothing on me in that drabby look!!
At least gaga gave the kidz maximum camel

Bjaxn
Bjaxn
14 years ago

The whole point to Britney’s bland outfit was the cheeky accent provided by her purse. It seems to me she had the last laugh, even if most people missed the joke.

Laura
Laura
14 years ago

she’s losing it…watch out for more random car rides and head shavings now that the tour is over & the management team has stopped riding her like a Jackass.