Soccer (football) star Ashley Cole cheated on Cheryl Cole for the hundredth time and that’s led to their divorce. Ashley’s latest affair was with Ann Corbitt, an American local government worker, who told a newspaper a week ago that she and Ashley had sex in a hotel in Seattle during Chelsea’s pre-season tour last July. Everyone will now be watching how their $26 million will be split. Cheryl’s publicist released this statement,
“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time. We have no further comment to make.”
This is good news for us because Cheryl Cole is incredibly hot. She’s also in a famous UK pop group, does solo stuff and is an X-Factor judge so you can count on her staying rich. All that needs to be done now is to get rid of that Derek Hough she’s been hanging around with then she’ll be mine. If not because of my charm and rippling muscles, then because of the fuzzy handcuffs used to lock her to my bed.
Here’s Cheryl during her recent trip to LA to get away from Ashley Cole and to use that Derek guy to make Ashley jealous.
[Bauer-Griffin, Fame]
