That old, leather, silicone filled catcher’s mitt known as Donatella Versace spoke with LOVE magazine about how she doesn’t believe in natural beauty.
“I don’t even know what my natural colour is. Natural? What is natural? What is that? I do not believe in totally natural for women. For me, natural has something to do with vegetables.”
Of course. Did she even have to say it? Every time she takes a shower, the water turns orange. She’s been injected more times than Jose Canseco. Her heart pumps silicone instead of blood. You might as well put a sticker on her that says “Made in Italy”. This is about as surprising as Lady Gaga admitting she dresses for shock value.