Don’t drink the water

Not sure if Paris Hilton took a swim or not. It’s safer to not drink the water. If you’re Brazilian that is. It’s like Mexico. We here in America are used to the Hilton disease that swims around in our tap. Granted, it took a few years to develop a resistance. Brazil hasn’t. Drinking the water now would be like shooting a cocktail of super STD’s straight into your veins.

Also, I find it ridiculous that Paris is just standing around a yacht in a bikini wearing a ridiculously large sunhat and clutching onto her over-sized purse like someone is going to steal it.