Holly Madison attended the premiere of Viva Elvis at Aria in Vegas. This was a good idea because Holly Madison has big tits. Guys like that and would endure two hours of people in tights spinning down from the ceiling if it meant they had a chance to see them.

Although it’d probably be smart for Cirque du Soleil to not tell people Holly Madison has nothing to do with the production and that if you want to see her naked, you should watch Peepshow. Just put a picture of Holly under your ad. Also, make sure the cast leaves before guys figure this out and start rioting.

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