The Chicago Sun-Times earlier reported that Jesus Luz had ditched Madonna because the age difference was far too great. He a young man, Madonna an old witch surviving on crushed baby bones. Today Gatecrasher says that isn’t true and that Madonna still has her icy fingers of death wrapped around Jesus.
“They were all over each other and were even kissing in front of everyone,” a spy on the other side of the pond dishes of the duo, who snuck into the famed Harry’s Bar around 11 p.m. “They looked like they were still very much an item,” although the snitch added that while Jesus snuck out right before the party ended, Madonna stayed until the venue closed.
Ugh. That must be gross. If Madonna tried to kiss me, I’d recoil back in fear like someone was forcing me to kiss a frog. And not a frog that would turn into a beautiful princess, but one found in sewage that had already been licked.
