John Mayer is really really sorry

John Mayer apologized again during his concert in Nashville last night. Mayer started crying like a wittle baby promising he’ll stop trying to be clever. He said he’s quitting the media game and sticking to playing his guitar.

Everyone in the audience must have been thinking the same thing I’m thinking which is, Jesus, this guy is really scared of getting his ass kicked. It’s like when you punch a bully in the head from behind, but the only thing that happens is he turns to you like a Terminator and then you wave your hands wildly in the air profusely apologizing and claiming it was all a big misunderstanding.