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Kim Kardashian is very convincing

Last night during a flight home to LA from NYC, Kim Kardashian made use of that wifi in the sky and started tweeting to her 3,014,342 followers:

I’m on the airplane…love wifi! I am sitting next to an Air Marshall! Jim the air marshall makes me feel safe!

No but I figured it out & he told me! shhhh RT @rockergirl73 you aren’t suppose to know the identity of the air marshal on your flight.

RELAX I just told u guys the Air Marshall is sitting next to me, highly doubt anyone is twittering like me on this flight! shhh

Air Marshall’s are supposed to keep their identity concealed. He did! I am just a private eye & assumed, so I asked him & he was honest!

OK I hope I don’t get in trouble…logging off now! xo

Air marshals are supposed to maintain anonymity, but god dammit, it’s Kim Kardashian. I bet she was wearing a low cut top. I’d give up my ATM PIN if I was sitting next to her. I mean, this Jim guy is no Jack Bauer, but you got to give him credit for that painful erection he was hiding. You don’t learn that kind of stuff in air marshal academy.

[NYC, February 16. Images via Fame, INF.]

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danbro
danbro
14 years ago

I hope “Jim” the Air Marshal is busted for this one.
Kim K or not, he’s NOT suppose to identify himself
to anyone. What does airhead do? Tweets about him.
I guess out of 3 mil plus idiots that read what she
writes, NONE are on the plane, none knows anyone on
the plane. Pretty big risk there. IF there had been
some nut case or terrorist on the plane, OOPS!!! they
know who to take down first. Thanks, Kim, remind me
NOT to ride on the same plane as you!!!!!!!!!! That
also goes to lunkhead JIM, great Air Marshaling.

itybitty
itybitty
14 years ago

she looks a little like michael jackson!!