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Kirstie Alley will hit that (Jamie Foxx)

By on February 25, 2010
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Kirstie Alley has been going on and on about her crush on Jaime Foxx and telling the world how she wants him to be her booty call. In an interview with Oprah to air Thursday, Alley admits “I haven’t been having sex. I want a booty call with Jamie Foxx. For real. I’ve always had a bit of a thing for him.”

Because this is Oprah, overweight people’s dreams are made into reality which is how Jamie Foxx ended up in front of Kirstie via closed-circuit TV. Foxx said to Kirstie, “Kiristie… with Oprah’s permission, I”ll be your boot call.”

Desperate, horny, fat and possibly hungry is never a good combination. Jamie just signed his death warrant. Luckily Jamie didn’t appear in person and escaped being raped and devoured because he smelled like that bacon sandwich he’d eaten earlier.

My god, she tried to eat the TV! And why did Jamie look disgusted when he told Kirstie she looked fine the way she is.

[Images: Bauer-Griffin.]

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  • mary ellen

    Iwould love to have Kirsty’s .net address again. I missed it by the time I got my computer on, I forgot it. I would like her receipe for green soup. Also, she’s got the most beautiful eyes she doesn’t look 59 years old.

  • rcvrich01

    DON’T COME DOWN ON HER BECAUSE SHE WANTS A REAL MAN. OBVIOUSLY HE HAS SOMETHING TO WORK WITH. AND SIZE DOES MATTER. DON’T BE A HATER.JUST ANOTHER GIRL GONE TO THE OTHER SIDE.I UNDERSTAND KRISTY I’M WIT YOU.I BEE ONTHE OTHER SIDE FOR 20 YEARS ANDHE’S MY HUSBAND AND A GOOD FATHER ALL THE THING A WOMAN NEEDS.

  • Jello Biafra

    2 morons above me.

  • Fan of Jello

    ^I couldn’t agree more!

  • SharonStone

    Kirstie Alley’s New Diet Organic Liaison is linked to Scientology
    From Organic Liaison web site
    * by email at: [email protected] or
    * by normal mail at: Organic Liaison
    Attention: Privacy Statement Personnel
    1515 North University, Suite 222
    Coral Springs, Florida 33071
    * by telephone at: 1 (800) 513-5201
    is the same as (google)
    Saul B Lipson (a Scientology member)
    Category: Accounting Services
    Lipson Professional Group, The
    1515 N. University Dr., Ste. 222
    Coral Springs, FL 33071-6032
    United States
    from Organic Liaison web site
    2 out of the 5 advisors are Scientologists
    Advisory Board
    Thomas Lovejoy Listed as a board member of Artists for Human Rights Scientology front group)
    Bob Durst
    Deborah A. Klein, MS, RD
    Soram Khalsa M.D
    Michelle Seward (scientologist)also president of Scientology organization Youth for Human Rights International (Scientology front group)

    or read about Dr Soram Khalsa
    Quack To the Stars: Dr. Soram Khalsa
    http://trueslant.com/alexpareene/2009/07/09/q

    http://www.organicliaison.com/

    the testimonial videos on the site were shot at the Fort Harrison Hotel (Scientology’s Flag Base in Clearwater Florida)

    The corporate office address for Organic Liaison is located at:
    Kirstie Alley’s Organic Liaison: Help & Customer Support
    639 Cleveland St. Suite 345
    Clearwater, FL 33755

    If you google that address,it up comes:same building different Suite

    World Institute of Scientology Enterprises
    639 Cleveland St., Ste. 200 Clearwater, FL

    the Building is The World Institute of Scientology!

    most of the weight loss products Organic liaison are selling are the exact same thing Scientology pushes in their Narconon program Organic Liaison’s “Release Me” is the same thing as
    scientologys Cal- Mag

    How about them apples!

  • ian

    Jamie,good luck with getting your arms around that,much less hitting it!