Lil’ Wayne had eight root canals at once

A judge let Lil’ Wayne postpone his prison date until March 2nd because of “critical dental surgery”. TMZ says Lil’ Wayne underwent an eight hour surgery on Tuesday in which dentists gave him eight root canals, worked on his grill, redid several tooth implants, added more implants and repaired what little real teeth he had left.

You know the inmates at Rikers are going to try and jack his teeth in the middle of the night. One day he’s going to wake up with two big dudes holding him down while another guy hovers over him with a pair of pliers saying stuff like, “you got real purdy teef.”