Phoenix is pretty cool

Snookie from The Jersey Shore “interviewed” Phoenix, the French band, for MTV. It’s pretty much what you’d expect. Neither knew who the other was and it led to an awkward interview. The first question Snooki had was about herself. She asked if they watched the show. They said, “No, we are French.” Then she asked them to serenade her. They didn’t. Then she compared the guy to Robert Pattinson from Twilight. This is going great.

Snooki finished off her hard hitting interview by asking whether they had “guidos” in France. They said sort of and that they call them “cagoles”. The video cuts off before they could explain to Snooki what it means. According to the Urban Dictionary, it’s “a French word from the city of Marseille (French Riviera) which designates a slut. Can be female, or male.” So, Phoenix just called Snooki a slut. Awesome. These guys are my heroes. From now on people should just insult everyone from The Jersey Shore in another language. But make it sound upbeat so they think it’s a compliment. In fact, it doesn’t even have to be another language. It can be in English. As long as it contains three or more syllables.