That guy from “Punk’d” and Kristen Bell are engaged

Kristen Bell, 29 (above), and Dax Shepard, 35 (not above), are engaged. Bell showed off her engagement ring on the red carpet of the Grammys last night. The two have been dating since 2008. She said of Dax way back when, “There is almost nothing, barring a natural disaster, that I would let eat into my time at home, playing Scrabble with Dax or talking to my girlfriends,” she said.

This chick is so boring. Why can’t she at least make something up like she likes to stay up for 24 hours having sex while high on coke. That would be cool. Anything but playing Scrabble with Dax. The guy looks like his vocabulary doesn’t go past one syllable. She must just like winning. That ring isn’t impressive either. Kirsten should have stuck with me. I’d have given her something much cooler. As long as I could find it on the bottom of a Cracker Jack box. They have pink diamond rings on the bottom of those things, right?