The Blemish

Tiger Woods to publicly apologize Friday

By , 4:06 PM on Feb 17, 2010, 5 Comments

plans to make amends for his sex spree to a select audience Friday morning so that he may repair his shattered image and get back to what he loves most, [insert bad golf-sex pun here]. Per Bloomberg:

“Tiger Woods will be speaking to a small group of friends, colleagues and close associates at 11:00 a.m. EST Friday at the TPC Sawgrass Clubhouse in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida,” an e- mailed statement from Woods’s agent, Mark Steinberg, said. “Tiger plans to discuss his past and his future and he plans to apologize for his behavior.”

“Tiger feels as though it’s time to make amends and to publicly do that,” the agent said. “This has all come together quite quickly.”

Asked if Woods will discuss when he plans to return to golf, Steinberg said: “It’s probably just best that you be there.”

God help Tiger if one of the reporters that show up is his type. His penis is like a divining rod for big tittied blondes.

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  • Carmen

    I have prayed for weeks for Tiger Woods to break his silence and to come public so that he and Elin can move on with their life. I just hope that whatever Tiger and Elin decide to do in the future will work the best for them and their two precious children.

  • PALIN PUSS FART

    He is a scummy spoiled pig
    Hopefully he caught a terminal disease
    Think of how many people were negatively touched
    Employees, handlers, sponsors people definitely lost work
    Because he couldn’t keep his poi stick where he vowed to…..
    Don’t give him any sympathy he’s never heard NO
    Kill yourself!!!

  • Jim Liu

    Somebody ought to tell Tiger Woods he doesn’t have anything to apologize for. That’s between him and his wife. If he thinks he owes America some apology he’s wrong. And misinformed. He should have never stopped playing golf. Get a divorce. Move on. Go to work just like the rest of us would have had to.

    • Jill bogart

      Yes he does, its the public who made him rich and famous, so hes a scum, and now has proven this. Poor little rich boy.

  • Raina

    Wtf. Who cares? Obviously Elin deserves better than this piece of shit… The girls he cheated on her with were incredibly unattractive anyways. :/