The Blemish

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are together again

Expect tabloids tomorrow to run these photos next to the headline “Aniston and Butler Back On!” Then two days later run a story about how Butler was hooking up with two blonde chicks at a club. Then they’ll say how devastated Aniston is. Then Aniston will say, “What the hell are you talking about? This never happened.” Then she’ll go home and cry. The end.

[Images: Bauer-Griffin]

One Response to “Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are together again”

  • Palin Puss Fart

    The only obvious reason these dudes run is Vaginosis
    Clean it up!