Lindsay Lohan found out Jesus Luz was hosting at a club last week and wanted to meet up but Madonna yanked the choke collar around Jesus’ neck and nixed the idea.
“Lindsay got her people to phone the club to try and hang out with him. She knew he was hosting a night there with Alicia Keys and her boyfriend Swiss Beatz.
“But when Madge’s people got wind of it they put a block on it. Jesus wasn’t one to argue, he didn’t want to upset Madonna and was just there to work. LiLo had to make do with a night in her hotel.”
You can imagine how Madonna reacted when she heard Lindsay wanted to “hang out” with her boyfriend. As she sat in her fortress stroking her white cat, she thought about the request for a minute and shrieked, “Mmmmmm… DENIED!” before letting out a loud cackle and disappearing with a puff of smoke. In my mind, Madonna is a cross between a James Bond villain and a witch.
