Kirstie Alley drops 20 pounds

I saw this headline on Us Magazine’s site and thought to myself, “Oh, noes! Did Kirstie Alley’s shopping bag break causing the 20 cartons of ice cream she bought to smash to the ground and become inedible? Maybe they’ll have some funny photos of her on her knees cursing the heavens!”

Turns out I was way off. They were actually talking about how she shaved 20 pounds off her frame and how she did it with the new vitamin-packed elixir weight loss program she’s peddling called Organic Liaison.

“My two biggest hurdles in weight loss and maintenance are cravings and too big of an appetite,” she said. “I wanted my line to obliterate these hurdles. For me, it has!”

The program features three elixirs: “Rescue Me,” which controls cravings, “Release Me,” which helps ease stress and promotes cardiovascular health and “Nightingale,” which enhances sleep and helps curb carbohydrate cravings. Followers also follow a healthy, organic food diet plan and online tools to drop pounds.

For no reason at, I navigated to the site and found that the intro (here) looks like Finding Nemo. Digging deeper, some fat cartoon chick resembling Kirstie Alley waddled across the screen and shook her ass at me. By that point I was fumbling for the mouse to close the window. Thankfully that fat chick turned into a skinny chick that looked nothing like Kirstie Alley and started shaking her ass at me. I liked where this was going so I decided to wait it out. Then the real Kirstie Alley came on the screen. Ahhh! It’s a trap!

P.S. At least Kirstie Alley doesn’t take herself seriously. That’s always good to know.

[Images: Pacific Coast News]