Kourtney Kardashian had her baby Mason more than three months ago on December 14. Now she’s on Life & Style bragging about how she lost 33 out of the 40 pounds she gained during the pregnancy in only 12 short weeks. Wow, what a miracle! What’s her secret? Was it working out and eating right or was it that new Photoshop diet? Let’s find out.
L&S: How does it feel to show off your post-baby body in a bikini?
Kourtney: I feel good! I’m just starting to get comfortable being in a bikini again. I’m excited. Scott told me recently that he could tell my body was changing. He also said he could tell I’m noticing it because I’ll do these stupid dances in the mirror.
Kourtney is dancing because she’s happy she doesn’t look like a fatty anymore. I’d be dancing too if I stopped looking like a pregnant walrus with breasts.
L&S: What does Scott think of your new body?
Kourtney: He’s always complimentary. He loved my post-baby body, but I think he’s excited I’m getting my old body back too.
Of course Scott is excited to have her old body back. What guy wouldn’t choose a hot piece of ass over a fat tub of shit? Plus, Scott is an asshole which only adds to that fact.
L&S: Have you reached your goal?
Kourtney: I have a few pounds until I get back to what I was before: 100 pounds. But I feel comfortable. I weigh about 107 pounds.
When Photoshop CS5 comes out she will have reached her goal.
L&S: Would you like another baby right away?
Kourtney: I don’t know. I’ll see what happens, but I’m definitely not opposed to it.
Translation: Hell no. See what that stupid kid did to her tight little body? It’ll be a while until she recovers from the post-traumatic stress.