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Lady Gaga has a music video

The new music video for Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” was just released. Some thoughts:

1. Did Gaga just wear sunglasses made out of burning cigarettes? Yes, yes she did. Won’t someone please think of the children?

2. Is this a god damn movie? 9 minutes long for what seems like a 2 minute song? That’s ridiculous. I’d rather have sex with a mouse trap than watch this again.

3. Lady Gaga doesn’t have a penis. Glad that blurred out circle around her vagina settled that.

4. None of this makes sense. It feels like I just watched a David Lynch movie. Why did Tyrese die? Because he wanted Beyonce’s honey? Huh?

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AJ
AJ
14 years ago

Amazing!!!!

me
me
14 years ago

fuckin AWESOME!! Gaga does it again!! F**k yeah!! The Pussy Wagon from Kill Bill!!!!

Boodiba
Boodiba
14 years ago

I love the song but couldn’t make it through the whole video.

Jonas
Jonas
14 years ago

This video is amazing!

Valkyrie
Valkyrie
14 years ago

Loved it! Kill Bill, Women in Chains, Betty Page, Madonna,Thelma and Louise, even an MJ move when Ga gets out of the joint! Best yet from Ga and Be.

whoever
whoever
14 years ago

I want my 9:33 mins back!

amber
amber
14 years ago

I thought it was very creative and stylish. A- since Tyrese had to die tho :(

BlahBlah
BlahBlah
14 years ago

Give me my 9 minutes back!

WC
WC
14 years ago

Anyone see what she wore at the end of her Sydney concert? Weird.
http://weeklycoitus.co.nz/?p=990#more-990
I think it is probably fake.

Chrisso
Chrisso
14 years ago

The song is average the video is different but i find it makes me want to watch it when i see it but it’s abit long. I found the Mj dance move disrespectful just because she didn’t make it look like it was a tribute to him it just looked bad. Being a Tyrese fan i didn’t like the fact he died haha. All up i think she has had better songs but this one is pushing the limits for sure all she has left to do is be completely naked and uncensored and shes done it all