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Lindsay Lohan is important

By on March 24, 2010
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I forgot to mention this but when Lindsay left the party and before she fell into that cactus, she had a police escort. To her car. Hey, maybe the LAPD would like to pull some weeds for me too. Although if they expect some lemonade, they better not mess up the job like they did with Lindsay when a cactus still managed to attack her in that five feet to her car.

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