After hitting up Trousdale, the club that treated her so poorly that you’d think she’d never go there again, Lindsay Lohan went to a friend’s place in Hollywood where she fell onto a cactus. This daffy bitch was most likely drunk.
I hope after she was helped up, she acted nonchalant. That’s what a professional alcoholic would do. While everyone was asking if she was okay, Lindsay would go, “What? What are you talking about?” like nothing happened. But in this case it’d sound like, “Wha. Wha ju tokin but. Les do sum shots!”