The Blemish

Mickey Rourke Broke His Arm

I’d like to apologize to for breaking his arm in that arm wrestling match. I… I didn’t know my own strength. But I did warn him. You can’t holster these guns! Pew! Pew! Pew! Wait, those are lasers. Boom! Boom! Boom! Yea. That’s better.

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