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Paris Hilton thinks she’s entitled

Paris Hilton was pulled over in Santa Monica on Tuesday and given a ticket for being a spoiled little bitch who thinks laws don’t apply to her. But that wouldn’t fit on the ticket, so the cop just wrote “unsafe passing.” From TMZ:

Paris Hilton was bitch-slapped by the long arm of the law Tuesday — after cops say the heiress was trying to pass several cars on Santa Monica Blvd. by using the bike lane. Paris was pulled over Tuesday afternoon when L.A. County sheriff’s deputies claim they observed Hilton’s black SUV entering the bike lane in an attempt to get around slower cars on the road. Hilton was cited for “unsafe passing” — and sent along her merry way.

Passing in the bike line? Is Paris crazy? Doesn’t she realize that she could have hit a bicyclist and dented her Escalade? I kid, I kid. Just because they can’t afford cars doesn’t mean bicyclists aren’t human, too. I mean, hell, I used to be one. When I was nine.

NOTE: This post guest-written by Nick from Celebslam.com. While not as handsome as Victor here at The Blemish, I guarantee you I am WAY stronger.*

*not a guarantee

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