Robert Pattinson got “frisky”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed up to Tribeca’s Laconda Verde and according to the NYDN, they got downright dirty and nasty. “It was like they were having sex without the penetration,” a drunk patron said. Just kidding. They got “frisky”. This story just got real boring didn’t it?

“Robert and Kristen sat really close together and kept touching and rubbing each other’s arms as if no one else was around,” says a fellow diner at the Italian eatery. “They definitely appeared to be an item.”

They were rubbing each other’s arms…?  Did Pattinson pinch her nose and tell her how cute she was too? Did he make her a Valentine and did Kristen swoon? Did they end the night with a hug? What fucking sluts these two are.

[Images: Bauer-Griffin]