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Elin Nordegren may not really be getting back with Tiger Woods. She’s just putting on a brave front for the kids reports PEOPLE. A source says she won’t even be at the Masters in April to support Tiger’s return to golf and that she’s been sleeping in her own room at their home or in a house nearby. They say Elin doesn’t want her kids to suffer through a divorce like she did with her parents.

By day, she may seem to be playing the role of wife. She was even spotted this weekend spending two nights on Woods’s yacht Privacy with only a nanny and son Charlie and daughter Sam. Not surprising, the source says, since “she wears a chastity belt made of spikes. They are not living together as a couple. They are putting on a charade for the children.”

It would be cool if she really wore a chastity belt made of spikes. That way she can turn off the lights and in a sexy voice go, “Yoo-hoo. Tiger!” Then when Tiger sticks his penis in… payback.

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Carmen
Carmen
14 years ago

I think that Elin Nordegren has been trying very hard but she cannot get over Tigers’ savage betrayal and who can blame her? A wife doesn’t get over betrayal and lost of trust in a short period of time. Elin’s life has been and continues to be a living hell but she keeps going on for her children. Elin has conducted herself with dignity and courage during this horrid ordeal. How can Elin heal and trust again when all the sordid details of Tiger’s infidelities are being disclosed by the media almost daily? How much more pain, suffering and humiliation… Read more »

Brian
Brian
14 years ago

We sell a chastity device made of spikes.

ChasteMale dot com

someone
someone
14 years ago

She should just take him for every dime that she can, and kick him to the curb..its bad enough trying to forgive a guy for one infidelity, but he has 12??13??14???Shes a very pretty woman, and has a lot of class, she could do so much better.

Truthseeker013
Truthseeker013
14 years ago

Stupid bitch, she should stop whinging. She’s ridden on his coat tails, so of course he’s entitled to have a bit on the side. She should be happy with everything he provided her and stop expecting him to be perfect. Spoilt, ungrateful whiny bitch.

Truthseeker013
Truthseeker013
14 years ago

Hey ‘someone’ you should be titled ‘nobody’! When is the last time a woman has ‘done better’? Only males can ‘do better’. Women are like sour lemons on a tree waiting to be picked. Or else they end up mixed in on the top shelf.