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Aaron Johnson’s fiancee is seven months pregnant

Aaron Johnson, star of Kick-Ass, and his fiancee, British artist Sam Taylor-Wood, are expecting a baby soon. Sam is seven months pregnant. Oh, I forgot to mention. Sam is 43 and Aaron is 19 and that Sam already has two kids from a previous 11-year marriage, one of them being 13 already. Yes, my friends. This story just got sexy. And if you’re Jennifer Aniston, the future looks a lot less bleak.

The two met in 2009 on the set of her directorial debut, Nowhere Boy. In it Johnson played a young John Lennon and the two immediately hit it off. Engaged months after meeting and already living together, Johnson brushes off critics about their whirlwind romance saying, “I’m an old soul and she’s a young soul.”

As the couple prepare for the arrival of their baby this summer, Johnson says he’s “excited” and insists that he is undaunted by the challenges of fatherhood. “It’s not scary,” he says. “I’m already a stepdad to [Taylor-Wood’s kids Angelica, 13, and Jessie, 3] anyway. So the nerves have sort of gone.”

Those wacky Brits have it backwards. It’s supposed to be old dudes banging 18-year-old coeds. Someone should tell him.

Apart from that, what’s really shocking is this chick is 43 and pregnant. Is that safe? Won’t her baby come out as a two headed monster with horns?

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Alisha
Alisha
13 years ago

That is just wrong, plain wrong, his soon to be son in law is 6 years younger than him!

Alicia
Alicia
13 years ago

:/ weird

Maya
Maya
13 years ago

Grow up…what a stupid article! If this was happening anywhere else in Europe it would not be even interesting at all. The UK maybe only just catching on but in France/Italy/Spain etc older woman have been marrying much younger men for hundreds of years – think Diane de Poitier! Not only that, this ridiculous male-feed propaganda that woman can only have babies before they are 40 has been debunked long ago.
Equality takes many shapes & forms…its about time the world got used to it taking the shape of an older woman with a young man.

Hugh Mann
Hugh Mann
13 years ago

Maya is a cunt.

lyn
lyn
13 years ago

@the first comment.. the boy would be his step son, not son in law. And who cares? Its their business, not ours. It will be interesting to see where this will go though. In ten years he will be 29 and she will be 53. She will be in her sixties by the time this kid graduates.

tim
tim
13 years ago

this is just a wee bit odd,sick and it will never last.

leah
leah
13 years ago

that’s sick and insane, no lie.
that could be her son, yuck!

Rebdomine Lady
Rebdomine Lady
13 years ago

I can’t imagine he fucked her.. Oh Lord…

disgusted.
disgusted.
13 years ago

aw man, he was probably boozed up and as a gentleman asked her to marry him…thats so gross, shes older than his mum most likely!!

aderisia
aderisia
13 years ago

he was too young and fresh and now he seems really old..it’s a shame

Yolena Gordon
Yolena Gordon
13 years ago

You know you all should be ashamed of yourself sticking your noses into their business. And you male commenting about how older men banging 18 year old coeds that is history now its the other way around so deal with it. You go Aaron! All this bad critics about older women and younger man dating they disagree with they can all screw themselves. And for the record I love man that are younger then me, they bring out the best in me. And by the older man we call them push starters cause that’s exactly what you got to do… Read more »

Kratos256
Kratos256
13 years ago

Holy mary kay letourneau batman!!!! Lmao