The other day, Ken Paves posted a photo of Jessica Simpson with short hair. It didn’t look too bad. It might have been better than her normal hair because she looked way skinnier. Alas, it turns out it was a wig because Jessica showed up at the Good Housekeeping 125th Anniversary event with her usual hair looking like a fatty again. On the bright side, that plan I talked about which involved a trail of chocolate cake to my bed? Totally going to work still. Whew. Thought she was on one of those “diets” or something.
