Samantha Ronson spit on Lindsay’s face

Although Samantha Ronson is denying this ever happened, Lindsay Lohan drunk Twittered this morning that Samantha Ronson spat on her face. Lindsay wrote, “Fun @coachella but tonight @ my friernds bday party, @samantharonson spit in my face and left w/ @mileycyrus ‘s ex”

Samantha responded, “Guess what didn’t happen tonight…”

Oh, oh! Let me guess. Um… neither of you found your dignity? Wait, no. That’s too obvious. Neither of you were able to overcome your crippling mental disabilities? Aw, crap. Too obvious again. This is hard. Can someone give me a clue? Am I even on the right track because I think I am.

[Bauer-Griffin]