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Sarah Jessica Parker should challenge Madonna to a cage fight

By , 12:54 PM on Apr 09, 2010, 60 Comments

Holy crap. Madonna better watchout because is coming for her crown for freakiest arms. What the hell happened? It looks like she should be ripping phone books in half and bending frying pans. I wonder if it hurt when she was bombarded with gamma radiation. Do all her clothes rip off when she gets angry or do her pants turn into cutoff jeans like Bruce Banner?

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  • logan

    That is just plain NASTY.

  • Wilma

    GROSS! Did she have the same trainer as Madonna? Is it the trainer’s fault again? Movie should be “Gross in the City: The Older Years”.

  • caligirl91311

    I agree. She looks awful!

  • kathy

    She needs a couple of sandwiches.

  • Dr. Deb

    That’s not the result of any trainer. It’s the result of malnutrition.

    Sadly, women like this don’t see how bad it looks when they look in the mirror—otherwise they’d wear sleeves—all they see is that they still have “more weight to lose.”

    • Colin Cody

      Dr. Deb, you are correct. Sarah is much too thin for health or beauty. All women are designed to have a certain amount of fat on their bodies and are unhealthy without it. Sarah needs both larger muscles and more fat.

      This morning, I have been reading Dr. Jordan Rubin’s recent book, “Perfect Weight America.” Following Dr. Rubin’s advice would make a world of difference to Sarah and nearly everyone else in every way you can imagine. At the very least, she should start doing high intensity, short duration weight training (“Max Contraction Training”) and eating weight gain high protein powder mixed with whole milk yogurt IMMEDIATELY after her training sessions. As she filled out, she would begin to look at least attractive and perhaps even beautiful.

      Let us hope someone has her ear about this before it is too late.

  • m320753

    she needs a whole body makeover. i can’t stand the way her face reminds me of a fox. i really don’t care for her in any way

  • BLONDAME

    Hey, but its all a part of being skinny, right?? Thats all that matters in Hollywood. Trouble is, if you are skinny, the rest of you is skinny, and if you are fat, the rest of you is fat. The battle has always been to find that middle ground…hence plastic surgery.

  • Sherr

    I know she does Pilates and keeps fit, but the extreme look of her arms is due more to the fact that there is not an ounce of fat on her…she’s way too thin…this is the way people who are anorexic or malnutritioned look. It’s less about being muscular than it is about being overly lean. This is just another woman who’s making American females feel fat if they have normal bodies. Yeccch….shame on her.

  • CECE

    I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE CAN FIND THIS ATTRACTIVE ,I’M SORRY I LIKE HER AS AN ACTRESS BUT SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE , IT’S ONE THING TO BE SLIM IS ANOTHER TO LOOK LIKE A SKELETON. JESSICA PLEASE EAT A SANDWICH AND DYE YOUR HAIR !

  • James

    Wow! That was one Hunger Strike to pass that BILL At the House….! It’s a good thing they passed the Health Care Plan… Poor Chuy (JESSICA) needs needs to eat.. Can any one say, Tommy’s World Famous Chilli Cheese Burger?

  • nomoreshallow

    Boy, we criticize ‘em if they’re flabby. We criticize ‘em if they’re muscular. We criticize ‘em if they look old. Then we criticize ‘em if they get work done! What the hell do all of you people want in your celebrities? Perfection or humanity? Oh, that’s right. We criticize for that, too. If they have opinions, if they try to support causes, if they put their money where their mouth is, if they don’t. No wonder everyone in Hollywood is obsessed with how they look. We made them that way! Once upon a time, it was OK to be curvy and feminine and even zaftig. Renoir nudes are beautiful! Why can’t we just let our stars be human?

    • Stephen

      My stars! What a fuss you’re making.

    • IKnowItAll

      She’s clearly ill, that’s not the same thing, nomoreshallow.
      I’ve seen her in person– when she was younger she was painfully thin but appeared “fit”. As natural muscle tone goes away with age, working out to attain this gristle look is the only way to combat skin-hanging-off-of-bones look. She looks terrible, like the clothes are still on the hanger. She should gain a few pounds and be the character actress her face denotes.

    • mouth.like.a.sailor

      i would love to let our stars be human… those arms, however, do NOT look human.
      sorry. they look scary as sh*t and incredibly unhealthy somehow.

      and the worst part is that she is out flaunting them, if she thought they didn’t look good she would cover them up more with a short sleeve shirt or 3/4sleeve or something. but she keeps wearing tank tops day after day now which makes me think she thinks they look good! maybe it’s the product of too much caffeine and too busy a production schedule and press tour for the new movie and the new babies and all that jazz, but she seriously needs to put on at least 10lbs, preferably 20lbs!! AT LEAST!!! but this is Hollywood so i know that’s not gonna happen, putting on 20lbs would be like putting on 60lbs in real life, so that’s why i threw the low number out-10lbs-even though i know that she needs to gain way more than that to look healthy and HUMAN, as you would like her to look. HUMAN>

  • twila

    SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST NATURALLY LEAN. SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY. I HAVE REALLY LEAN LONG ARMS AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH WEIGHT I GAIN OR LOSE THEY ARE THE SAME. WAS BORN WITH THEM! JUST DOING 3 LB WEIGHTS MAKES MY VEINS BULGE OUT EVERYWHERE. I AGREE….IT DOESN’T LOOK VERY FEMININE BUT THAT IS THE WAY IT IS. UNLIKE SARA…..I WEAR 3/4 LENGTH SLEEVES TO HIDE IT!

  • Caren

    twila’s right. I find the comments here very funny, but… Sara looks like she has more weight on her lower body. It’s not all that uncommon for a woman to have less fat on her upper body than lower. Sara clearly works out, and the lack of fat makes her arms look a little freaky, but hey, so what?

  • MZ

    DEE SNYDER? OF COURSE OF COURSE.

  • Sandy

    That is SJP’s head superimposed on another body.

    Look close. It’s not even good photoshop

    • PWD

      I’m with U Sandy, her head on someone else’s body

  • kmaplease

    forget those arms, have you ever looked at her hands? she’s got MAN-HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • CJ

    She looks disgusting. Her arms make her look like she’s completely emaciated and bordering on anorexic.

  • Kilroy

    Too many reps of the wrong kind of narrow exercise. I’ll bet she’s “pulling” against resistance, not lifting. But that’s not the worst part. Have you seen those floppy titties? Damn, if those caught wind she’d fly away like a flying squirrel.

  • JAY

    She’s obviously a little too thin to even look healthy right now…

  • Lily

    To America’s tubbies… why is it that people who are thin are so often criticized by others… made to feel like there is something wrong with them, just because of their weight… I am thin and rarely ever comment about the overfed masses who are the ones making these rude remarks! Why don’t you just get on with perfecting yourselves… it is not all about looks anyway… and since most of you don’t look so great, why don’t you do something about your own condition first. You are all pretty rude!

    • mouth.like.a.sailor

      we’re not necessarily commenting on how “thin” she is…you can be thin and look completely fabulous!!!! what we’re commenting on is how freaky her arms look because she is now SCaRY thin and it just doesn’t look good, and she is parading her arms around in tank tops outside everyday knowing that her photo is going to be taken, which means she is under the delusion that this is what looks good and healthy and that those arms are something to be proud of. and really, they look scary. just like madonna’s arms which are known the world over for the ability to frighten children and adults alike, and to make babies cry with a single flex of a muscle.

  • Nunya

    When will women learn, white women especially, that those extra ten pounds you wanted so badly to lose in your 20s and
    30s are much needed to fight the Skeletor look when you hit your 40s. These women ALWAYS look much better with the extra ten. Without them, you get the waddle, the veiny hands and sallow face. Gain the 10! You need it!!!

  • LD

    Never was attractive, and now she is going for full fledged ugly. How, “Yawn”, tired we are of her.

  • christie

    i never thought she was the ;east bit pretty . her arms look bad abd i think she need to put on about 10 lbs. she is much to thin and when you gey older iy never looks good to be too thin it is ageing

  • luca

    WOW………..She needs to go straight to a clinic……Dont stop at any plastic surgeons,hair salons,nail salons ect…….She needs help NOW …..Her so called FRIENDS need to tell her how bad she really looks.And the film industry needs to stop giving her roles until she looks HUMAN again.I dont see muscles in that picture,all I see is a way too skinny emaciated poor soul.Come on Jessica ……you were not attractive to begin with and now ????…..WOW……..