Tara Reid’s wedding is off

I had no idea Tara Reid was even engaged, but that doesn’t matter now because her wedding which was planned for next month is off. She released a brief statement which read, “Tara Reid has confirmed that she will not be moving forward with her May 22 nuptials.” Hopefully this was through her rep and not herself because if she talks in the third person like this, I have a good idea why her finace quit her ass.

Tara was engaged to Internet entrepreneur Michael Axtmann for four months. He proposed to her during dinner at a restaurant in LA. Obviously four months later, he moved on to something better. Like that blonde over there or that brunette over there. You can pretty much spin around in a circle blindfolded and point anywhere to find a girl less lopsided and mangled than Tara Reid.

[Fame]