Millions of Americans want to know: Did Kate Hudson get her breasts did? (Those are the exact words they use) The answer, of course, is how the hell am I supposed to know? You think I’m a plastic surgeon or something? Look, I’ve stared at hundreds of breasts, thousands even, but does that make me an expert or just some pervert at the library? It’s definitely not the former and hopefully, after I make my case to the judge, not the latter either. You should figure it out for yourself. I can’t hold your hand your whole life, you know.