This was a surprise

In a surprising turn of events, In Touch is reporting Charlie Sheen has been skipping out on rehab and hooking up with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the the pseudonym Nina. There’s no word on if Charlie is actually paying, but why not make a little money off it.

Charlie has been spotted wearing a hooded sweatshirt, dark sunglasses and a fake Magnum P.I.-style mustache while sneaking into and out of Angelina’s Studio City home. On April 7, Charlie was seen entering Angelina’s apartment, staying for an hour and leaving around 3 p.m., wearing the bizarre getup. “He ran down to his car,” says an onlooker. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”

During another recent trip, Angelina was also spotted running down her stairs and hopping into the backseat of Charlie’s chauffeur driven Mercedes-Benz. “Charlie had a bouquet of flowers waiting for her, and her face lit up when he handed them to her,” says an eyewitness. “You could see them kissing on the lips.” According to the eyewitness, Charlie appeared to be giving Angelina more gifts in the car — “maybe clothes or lingerie.” That seems right in character for the star, who was a client of “Hollywood Madam” Heidi Fleiss and who has been known to shower his dates with expensive presents.

This is about as surprising as the sun rising every day. The dude likes hookers and blow. Rehab won’t keep him from that. Don’t people assume he’s cheating anyway? It’s like throwing a steak in front of a dog. Eventually, he’s going to eat it. It’s just in his nature. Just like Charlie Sheen has a Pavlovian response to hookers and blow. You just use those two words in a sentence and he starts humping and snorting things.

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