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Heidi Montag is brainwashed

Heidi 3.0 is certifiably insane. She’s gotten so many surgeries that they shouldn’t even allow her to call herself Heidi Montag anymore. She should be Sally or Jenna. A new name to match her new face/body. And there’s no way Heidi is going to admit those surgeries were a big mistake either. That’d wreck havoc on her psyche. Instead, she’s going to the opposite extreme. She says it’s the best decision she’s ever made.

“I love me! And I love life! Every moment counts!!!!!!!! xoxoxo!” she wrote on her Twitter page.

“My last surgery was the BEST decision of my life! Anything else anyone says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie!

“I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed, I love America and freedom!

“You will get to know the true me and my REAL life VERY soon, under all my plastic haha! Not the Superficial “me” you read about and watch!!! (sic)”

“PS,” she wrote, “I HAVE NO FRIENDS, the ones who are pretending to be ‘friends’ or ‘family’, are crazy, angry, broke, and bitter this is why they haven’t been in my life for years! LIARS! (sic)”

I have no idea what Heidi is talking about.She’s probably still taking Vicodin to numb the pain because there’s no way this is her own skin. It’s a hybrid plastic/flesh material doctors created to fit her body. This just highlights one of the things wrong with America. Letting idiots like Heidi make their own decisions. I’ve seen the mentally handicapped make more rational decisions. Just look at the header photo. She’s an idiot eating an ice cream cone and cup of ice cream at the same time. If she started trying to bite her own ear, the difference between her and a retard would be indistinguishable.

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Jo Lantru
Jo Lantru
13 years ago

Doesn’t she actually have to HAVE a brain in order for it to be washed???

chewy
chewy
13 years ago
Reply to  Jo Lantru

Don’t you know? Spencer implanted one already.

Ari Ola
Ari Ola
13 years ago

She licks, she sucks, she swallows – my kind of woman!!!