After 40 years of marriage, Al & Tipper Gore are splitting up. They say it was a mutual decision but we know better. No one ever programmed Al to feel. Their statement after the jump.
“We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate. This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”
I blame global warming. *Shakes fist at global warming* I’ll get you for this!