Britney’s conservatorship will not end

Britney Spears will have a conservatorship hearing this morning in an LA courtroom to decide whether or not Britney is legally sane enough to make her own decisions. Here’s a hint: probably not.

“Britney won’t be in court for the hearing. It seems highly unlikely that the conservatorship will end by the end of summer. Britney’s just not ready, yet. She has her good days and bad days. Britney has complex issues that on a personal and professional level, and that is the reason the conservatorship is still in place.”

Ever since Britney’s dad took control of her, she’s been in the news a lot less. Being a celebrity like her must be tough. Especially when you’re a bipolar mess. Britney is basically a trained circus animal. It’s like if they let a trained bear off its leash. There’s no telling when it’ll maul a kid for his candy apple. Similarly, if Britney is allowed to make her own decisions, there’s no telling when she’ll shave her head or attack paparazzi with an umbrella or maul a kid for his candy apple.