Those shrill screams you heard yesterday came from the thousands of girls at the Twilight: Eclipse premiere. Unfortunately, firefighters weren’t around to turn the hose on them. Which is too bad because a Twilight premiere is the perfect opportunity to calibrate hose pressure.
Here’s Dakota Fanning at said premiere. She’s all grown up now. It seemed like only yesterday I wanted to slit my wrists every time this precocious little girl came on screen and started talking like a 30-year-old.