Danielle Staub says her tape was stolen and never meant to be released but unlike Kendra Wilkinson, she’s not going to go on E! and cry over it (or is she?). Instead, she hopes to outsell Kendra’s sex tape. Staub hasn’t seen Kendra’s tape of course because the reality would hit her too hard.
Hustler will release the tape on June 14. Staub said she tried to stop them but gave up (read: got paid). “I just decided, you know what, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So what am I left to do?” she asked. “It wasn’t something that I would have chose to have had released, but it’s out there and there’s nothing I can do about it now.”
In short, Danielle Staub, who looks like her breasts were put together by a five-year-old, will outsell former Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, who shot her sex tape when she was barely legal. Yea, that’s definitely going to happen. Here’s a few more things that are going to happen: dinosaurs will once again roam the Earth and Lindsay Lohan will become sober.
Nice weird skin wrinkles Danielle. You look like Dina’s cat.