Gary Dourdan was killed off of CSI in 2008 and you’d expect him to be telling you the specials of the day by now but somehow he’s still making enough to be hanging out on boats in Spain with his hot ass girlfriend Maria del Alamo. Between 2008 and 2010 he’s been in exactly two films, Fire! (4.4 on IMDB) and Risen, which hasn’t been released yet.
I wrote a letter to Gary asking him how he does it. It read, “Dear, Gary. I hate you.” Hopefully he responds soon.
[Bauer]