Hey, guess what guys? Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag’s split is only a publicity stunt masterminded by Spencer. I know, I couldn’t believe it either. A friend tells PopEater, “They really are still together. This will all be revealed in time. They aren’t going to separate. It’s all a part of Heidi’s new show.” Well, that makes a lot more sense. No one just throws away their easily manipulated golden goose without a fight.
Getting through the “marriage stuff” should make for great TV, especially when Pratt shows up to repair their relationship. [There are also reports that Pratt’s production company is producing the show.]
But Montag’s sister, Holly, isn’t buying it. “If anyone has come to expect anything from those two is that they are the Liars,” she wrote on Twitter over the weekend.
What would make for even better TV is if Heidi and Spencer visited the sinkhole that opened up in Guatemala over the weekend and then someone pushed them in. Bonus points if whoever does the deed manages to shout “This. Is. Sparta!,” before kicking them in.
Separation cancelled due to lack of interest.
Surprise surprise..