Originally this post was going to be titled “Tits for Jesus” and I was going to talk about how awesome Katy Perry’s tits were. But then that picture up top came out and I got really excited. I called my friend who swears to god he’s seen a real vagina before and I asked him if this was it, if this was a “vagina?” He looked away from his World of Warcraft, studied it for a while and shook his head no. Aww, dammit!
Full size of header pic here.